{"product_id":"five-oclock-beer","title":"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Beer Can Cooler | STS Merchandise","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt’s Five O’Clock Somewhere\u003c\/strong\u003e centers on a grim reaper mid-toast, hood up, skeletal hand wrapped around a mug. The design leans into gallows humor and earned perspective. Time is relative. The work gets done when it gets done. When it’s finally time to pause, you’ve earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eView More: I\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/specialtacticssolutions.store\/collections\/its-five-oclock-somewhere\"\u003et’s Five O’Clock Somewhere Collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSTS, Inc. is bringing back the old-school designs that meant something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrademarked and unapologetic.\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene, 1\/4\" thick for insulation\u003cbr\u003e- Keeps standard 12 oz cans cold with a snug seal\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, slip-resistant material with black interior\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp print with matched thread color\u003cbr\u003e- Collapsible design for compact storage (note: light seam lines possible)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Drip dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.09\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":45542038175941,"sku":"72958374493700392179","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0268\/8191\/7125\/files\/5O_ClockBeerCoozie.jpg?v=1766950236","url":"https:\/\/specialtacticssolutions.store\/products\/five-oclock-beer","provider":"Special Tactics Solutions, Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}